AMY MAH QUOTES AND SAYINGS…….Best sayings, famous quotes, interesting quotations, amazing citations

And today I discovered I have a page on a dating site for my vampire quotes!
Click below and you will see that a dating site has a Amy Mah page!

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And no I do not know anything about the site Meetville.com

AMY MAH QUOTES AND SAYINGS

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If people don’t wish to be eaten then they shouldn’t taste so nice.

Amy Mah

It you taste nice I may bite!

Amy Mah

Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress…feet on the floor and your knees together girl…You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !

Amy Mah

Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing.

Amy Mah

Naked Vampires

Naked vampires
OK lets get this clear it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.
Normal full bloods like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves are thick clothing!
Which could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray vision!
So the idea of beds containing naked vampires in old castles is only for the movies, er………. they are like very cold in winter! I have checked with my family and the only vampire I know that wears a night shirt for sleeping is my Uncle, his sister my Aunt wears more in bed than see does during the day including a layer of cats which join her in bed!
My boyfriend Max says he only wears a smile in bed and I can come and check anytime !

But his sister my bestie friend Ice says he wears a smelly old Tee and shorts which their Mom has threatened to burn if he forgets to put out to wash again.

She, that is Ice and not her Mom wears a top and shorts in bed, myself if anyone is interested I wear PJs and in winter flannelette ones and also keep my underwear on as my bedroom is cold, unless Bambi my maid sleeps with me, then we can cuddy up together.

Look ! just because you sleep with a girl does not make you a leasbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing!

Ho yes I do tell Max (boyfriend) that I always sleep in the nude ……. hehehe …..as it will give him something to dream about !!!!

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Showing your panties off to guys

Showing your panties off to guys
 
Japanese humour is all about embarrassment due to they type of culture they have.
Western guys like it for the girls in short school uniform skirts which soon becomes a disappointment if they see the real thing as any guy looking at the real uniform will discover the skirts and dresses in real life are quite long and you would need to lay on the floor and look up to see panties.
Can you see Japanese girls panties?  Yes of course you can but mostly when the normal school girls dress up as manga school girls and show them off on purpose …………lol
The anime has a lot of male humour and yes humour can be gender based

So a question why do guys like to dream of turning into a school girl? put m2f manga into youtube and you will see what I mean.
Guys get all excited over the idea of being a school girl!

Male to female manga and anime is in the 1,000s but you try and find Female to male manga f2m and see what happens ……..very little.

So to my male readers ……….why? yes please tell me why do guys dream of having boobs and a camel toe unless you are into other guys
Believe me being a teenage girl is not fun if you are female let alone if you are male.

But a guy turning into a girl must mean lots of guys fantasize about it or it would not be so popular  ………so tell me guys why would this be a turn on?

The next thing one sees is Guys dressing as girls to go to high school ……
….. yes also a lot of manga and anime on that type of thing ……
….. so much that from the anime one would expect half the pupils in a all girl school must be transvestites.

And unless the guy is under 10 it can be noticed ……….

I am not saying it is not possible but heck it would be hard work …………. Well it may be worth it if as a guy you were into other guys …………. And well if you were not to start with I can bet you would be after spending time with a bunch of catty back biting hormonal unbalanced teenage girls …………
….. Yes guys if you dress up and get into girl society you will soon want to start dating guys ….heheheheh

So in anime you get the story line of a 16 year old guy having to pretend to be a girl in a all girl high school ………….

Yes I am happy with the talking cats and people having wings and tails ………. The magic is also fine with me  but …… yes here is the but …….

And a 16 year old guy’s one eyed trouser snake is not going to stay hidden for long in a short skirt unless he uses a lot of duct tape ………….. So lots of duct tape and a padded bra is all you need?
Ho boy will he soon discover the gender differences are not just with or without owning a dick.

And lets not look into what would happen with swimming and games or even changing rooms.

As I said I am very happy with talking cats but guys getting away with pretending to be a girl  ………………… yes gods think about it we even shave in different places …lol

Dark, stylish, romantic and sexy, Email From A Vampire will do for London what True Blood did for Louisiana.

Dark, stylish, romantic and sexy, Email From A Vampire will do for London what True Blood

did for Louisiana.

“Gripping new dark vampire romance crime thriller that will leave you breathless!”
Love, desire and a trail of cold-blooded murders …
Tania de Pré is an ordinary journalist looking for her next big story. But when she receives an email from the mysterious, erudite and deeply sensual Tristan Syhier Burnel – a man alleging himself to be a thousand-year old vampire who wants her to publish his life story – she is plunged into a world of murder, intrigue and overwhelming sexual desire.
Teaming up with DI Maldini and his CSI team, Tania and Tristan find themselves on the trail of a malevolent bloodsucker, who will stop at nothing to ensure that the secrets of vampirism remain underground…
Dark, stylish, romantic and sexy, Email From A Vampire will do for London what True Blood did for Louisiana.

– See more at: http://www.nigelcooperauthor.co.uk/the-books.html#sthash.0yPrBmeB.dpuf

Love, desire and a trail of cold-blooded murders… In his first novel, British author Nigel Cooper has penned a gripping new dark vampire romance crime thriller that promises to leave you breathless. Tania de Pré is an ordinary journalist looking for her next big story. But when she receives an email from the mysterious, erudite and deeply sensual Tristan Syhier Burnel – a man alleging himself to be a thousand-year old vampire who wants her to publish his life story – she is plunged into a world of murder, intrigue and overwhelming sexual desire. Teaming up with DI Maldini and his CSI team, Tania and Tristan find themselves on the trail of a malevolent bloodsucker, who will stop at nothing to ensure that the secrets of vampirism remain underground. Nigel Cooper says: “Dark, stylish, romantic and sexy, ‘Email From A Vampire’ will do for London what ‘True Blood’ did for Louisiana.”

“Sophia” The next novel by Nigel Cooper

“Dark, destructive and dangerous. Sometimes your state-of-mind has a dark side …”
A story of love, loss, and mania
After much research, Nigel is now writing his second novel, “Sophia”, a dark and disturbing story about a 22-year concert cellist. Sophia was a child prodigy who started playing the cello when she was just 4-years old. After winning the BBC Young Musician of the year competition at the age of 14, Sophia has gone from strength-to-strength with her musical ability and after performing Bach’s suites for solo cello in London, she has been compared favourably to the legendary cellists Mstislav Rostropovich and Jacqueline du Pré – probably the greatest accolade a cello soloist can receive. However, after the untimely death of her beloved boyfriend in a horrific car crash, Sophia changes. After, eventually coming out of a period of deep post traumatic stress, she develops a serious personality disorder and changes – for the worse. The beautiful upper middle class girl, who was well on her way to a promising musical career as a concert cellist, has gone. In her place is a dysfunctional young woman who is now on a path of self-destruction and mayhem. She is now mixing with people from the other side of the tracks, experimenting with drugs, and becoming more and more sexually and financially promiscuous. Something has happened to Sophia’s state of mind and nobody, not even psychotherapists, can figure out what has happened to her. Sophia has vanished into a very dark and dangerous place in her mind, and it is spilling out into her three-dimensional world – with a vengeance. She has become somebody else, or something else! She is dark, destructive and dangerous. As she proceeds to tear her family apart, alienate her friends and destroy her own life from the inside out; soon there will be nothing left. There is only one person who can possibly save her; her music college friend, Django, whom she studied with and became very close friends with during her 3-year period at the Royal College in London. Django would do anything for Sophia and he is pulling out all the stops to try and show her that she will be able to love again. But can he pull her out of the dark place she is in before it is too late!

– See more at: http://www.nigelcooperauthor.co.uk/the-books.html#sthash.0yPrBmeB.dpuf

The Twistedly True Tale Of Ruby Hood by Stephanie Greenhalgh.

The Twistedly True Tale Of Ruby Hood by Stephanie Greenhalgh.

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The Twistedly True Tale Of Ruby Hood by Stephanie Greenhalgh. This book takes a new spin on an old fairy tale. Take a look:

In the small town of Woodsville, self-assured Ruby Hood becomes tangled in more than traditional teenage angst.

With the Homecoming Dance looming, everything at Woodsville High appears normal, but things are not as they seem. Ruby meets a cute boy with a lopsided grin, Dylan Hunter. She flirts shamelessly with the football star, Kent Wolf, and finds herself in a barrage of harsh verbal altercations with his stunning yet wicked sister, Kayla Wolf.

Thankfully, she finds solace in her friend, Lilly Fair. Through a series of odd and painful events, Ruby discovers her true calling and the responsibilities that come with her new power and position. Despite her heartache and sorrow, will Ruby find the inner strength not only to protect herself, but also to keep the Wood safe at all cost?

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Just a girl living alone

Just a girl living alone

    1. Just what is going on? Just because I am a girl living alone the world wants to play it funny with me …..so not a good idea
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I am a private person and I have an attitude to match, If I don’t know you then don’t knock on my door unless you want to get bitten!

Why do people think I joke when I warn them that I have watched enough horror movies to know how to get rid of dead bodies.

For a difference today I am getting phone call from India saying we have heard about your accident……..
……. er what accident I say plus a few other comments and then they hang up ………….
 (1). I am ex-directory and like how did they reach me let alone threaten me with future accidents …………… stick to the old traditional stuff like having a horse head in your bed ……….
And my bed does have a horse head sleeping in it already …..heheheh ………….. don’t understand? ……..well go buy my first vampire novel, besides I can’t help your lack of education.
How dare they hang up on me!
 (2). perhaps they did not like the Chinese Asian accent I use when answering unknown phone calls …………… well he could not have taken offence with what I called him unless he was white and could understand Cantonese.
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A – Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don’t be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don’t just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
Today’s world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it’s like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, “male winds,” so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

    Rise Blood hunter Lucy Liu

    Rise Blood hunter Lucy Liu

    I was looking forward to seeing “Rise” as I like Lucy Liu but alas I found it was very badly edited that the story was spoilt.

    Please when you have a start, middle and end could we see them in that order ………..

    And I still like to have my vampires with fangs and a night life not a little dagger ……….

    So what is the difference in life style being this sort of vampire? well a blood diet yes …………. but the only thing vampireish apart from that is no reflection in mirrors ………….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_QQkB54Cg0

    You will see it says censored by youtube and yes this little clip is censored …………. but the funny thing is what it censored ……….. not the boobies which are a feature in so many vampire films but the parts with two girls kissing are blurred in case this may corrupt young viewers?

    Naked Butts and bouncy Boobies are fine as is murder and drinking of blood………. yes all ok but shock! horror! it shows two girls kissing …….. Wow …….. that so needs to be censored !

    NOW FOR MY VAMPIRES
    A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A – Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don’t be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don’t just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
    Today’s world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it’s like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, “male winds,” so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

    Amy Mah finds a YA Urban Fantasy Niche to Die For!

    Teenage Vampires

     

     

    A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A – Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don’t be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don’t just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.

    Today’s world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it’s like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, “male winds,” so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).

     

     

    The Cotswolds: Spectacular Images Showing the Ever-changing seasons

    The Cotswolds: Spectacular Images Showing the Ever-changing seasons by Nicholas Reardon

    The Cotswolds: A Treasure Trove of Spectacular Images Showing the Ever-changing Seasons, by Cotswold Photographer Nicholas Reardon

    These glorious hills, rightly described as an area of outstanding natural beauty, contain a treasure trove of spectacular views, along with flowers and wildlife just asking to be photographed. In the following pages I take you through the seasons, offering just a taste of what can be seen, in the hope that it will tempt you to explore this wonderful countryside for yourselves. From hidden gems like the stone crocodile head on a fresh water spring in Compton Abdale, and fearsome gargoyles staring down at you from ancient churches, to the grandeur of castles and the splendour of stately homes, I hope to bring the Cotswolds alive for you with the help of my camera. So as not to spoil the images with excess wording I have let the pictures speak for themselves but at the back of the book you will find a page-by-page explanation of the photographs, along with the locations.